onsdag 19. november 2008

An algebraic view on miss teen south Carolina.

First of all. shes incredibly stupid.

Second, she makes me embaressed for being into this stupid generation.

Third.

If she realized how idiotic her words were as they came out of her mouth, she would have stopped talking.
At least that's what I would have done. I would not have proceeded to go off on an ever increasingly ridiculous tangent eventually reaching a point of infinite stupidity and finally concluded as if the answer were completely comprehensible and as if I didn't just throw a bunch of psychobabble bullshit poorly together in a rush for the miss teen USA crown that I would no doubt use as a tool to be even more popular in school.


Let's create an algebraic function for a second.

t will represent the remaining time she had for her answer and y will represent the stupidity of her argument. y will be the dependent variable and t will be the independent variable. y(t) = 1/(t^2)

Now, the limit of y(t) as t approaches zero is infinite.
What this means in lay terms is as the amount of time she has remaining for her answer gets closer and closer to zero, the stupidity of her argument gets larger and larger, increasing without bound toward infinite.

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